You guys out there wanna get yourselves an authentic, all-natural, homegrown California girl. Born and bred.

Cali girls are the best. Not just in the West. Why settle for an East Coast chick, or a mid-West hick, or anything else outside of the USofA? No matter where you're from, no matter how you were raised, what you really want is right here in the Golden State!

Cream of the Crop. Pick of the Patch. Best of the Season. And Sun-ripened!

Come and get 'em, boys!