$20 cover charge. $30 on drinks and bottles of water for others. Three hours of thigh-busting, ankle-cramping dancing, one mixed drink and 2 or 3 (can't remember) shots, 3 new zits, 2 eyelid rashes later... being designated driver for the third drinking episode in a row and witnessing 45 minutes of drunken puking from a relatively rare sober third person point of view... priceless.

I gotta re-issue a hearty thank you to all of you who've ever taken care of drunk Jennie in the past. I never really realized how quickly time passes when sitting on a curb letting it all out all over the pavement...

"Here's to oblivion!" Er... here was.