HOLY SHIT.

Out of morbid curiosity, I took this stupid test. (Shouldn't have.)

You are the ravest of dance parties, a must for the all night rave! Exciting company you make people feel sexy, sensuality and generally ecstatic. You make people feel close, at one with each other but can also make people feel nauseaous and anxious.If you spend alot of time with someone they tend to be hallucinating, they cant see clearly and feel like they are getting carried away with you. When you spend way too much time with people you fuck up their brain, heart and liver. However, after spending a wopping wonderful night with you, the next day people get deppressed thinking of you and how much they miss you. They get love sick and dont want to eat, they cant sleep, they feel sore in their muscles and cant concentrate for very long as they dream of when they will spend an exhilarating time with you again on the dance floor at the very next rave party. Fortunately for people, the more they see of you the more they realise how bad you are and eventually they don't see much of you anymore.

Rankings:

#1: ecstasy
#2: alcohol
#3: crystalmethlamphetamine
#4: LSD
#5: amphetamine
#6: magic mushrooms
#7: hash
#8: marijuana
#9: viagra
#10: cocaine
#11: barbituates
#12: rohypnol
#13: prozac
#14: anithistamine
#15: coffee
#16: crack
#17: dietpills
#18: valium
#19: steroids
#20: nicotine
#21: heroin

If this test is supposed to tell me anything significant or revealing about myself, it failed miserably. But it was mildly amusing.