Universal humor? I didn't find this joke funny at all. But I found the rest of the article a little bit interesting.

I don't seem to find many things that people say funny. What's a lot funnier, and what fails less often to make me laugh, is the way people act. Human nature, my understanding of it and how I see it reflected by other people, is funny.

I love to laugh. I'd like to laugh more. I'd like to develop a better sense of humor.

If I was a Queen, and I had a kingdom, I would give you half of it if you could daily make me laugh to my heart's content. Genuinely. And no cheating by tickling me...