I played softball today, and met a guy named Hyman... pronounced "'hI-m&n."

That's just wrong in my book. What were his parents thinking?! I hope he doesn't have a sister named Foresken. I've heard some pretty strange and unusual Asian names before, but this one's the worst one yet. I mean, dude could at least spell it "Highman." Or pronounce his name "'hI-man" instead of hymen.

It's not that I've got a guttermind working overtime. I just think it's kinda rude to force someone to think about private parts and related subjects at the mere mention of your name. It's not as bad as having an obscene tattoo on your forehead. But it's still just not right...