STUPID ASIAN FEMALE DRIVERS!!

None o' y'all can drive!! You might think you can... but you really can't.

Doesn't matter what kinda car you drive... You still can't drive it!

And yeah, I am qualified to say this, though I'm an Asian female driver myself... because I drive better than all of you combined!! Ok, maybe that's a slight exaggeration, but very slight one, mind you...

...'cuz you're all fucking sucky loser bitches on wheels!

Every last one of you.