See, it seems as if the women I don't get don't understand themselves either. And they have all sortsa ulterior motives for doing the crazy and undpredictable things they do. They don't even understand those motives and often don't even know that they have them. They do things for stupid and irrational reasons that no one, not even themselves, no one but god, can understand. They say a lotta stupid shit, a lotta nonsense, and then wonder why men don't understand them. They confuse themselves. They confuse the hell outta me!!

Men have ulterior motives too. But they are understandable motives. They stem from simple needs and wants. Men are transparent. Men are straightforward. Women... it seems as if all their craziness stems from some overwhelming need for male attention... or something related to men. All they really, really seem to want (and everything they do seems to stem off this want) is for a wonderful man, or many men, to come into their lives and justify their existence. Sad...

Maybe the way I see women is they way you see me... but I would hope to god NOT.