We watched this week's Average Joe last night. On the episode, Melana said she's 5'2" and 100lbs.

Damn.

I'm 5'2" (though I tell people I'm 5'3"), and I'm almost 20lbs more than the little lady. And she doesn't even appear to be too thin on TV. She's just right, which leads me to just one conclusion... that I'm about 20lbs overweight.

Damn.

I need to be only 100lbs in order to be able to get a bunch of average joes to fall in love with me in just a few days.

No Damn.