Porn is fascinating.

Whether you're browsing through it online because you're bored, curious, or horny, large amounts of time manage to pass unnoticed... Before you know it, over a half an hour has flown by, and you're still looking at the stuff... still clicking on more and more, even if the majority of your clicking is done to close the myriad of pop-ups piling on top of each other.

You just can't get enough.

Pictures and movies never seem to load quickly enough either. If you don't already have ADD, you contract ADD while surfing porn. While you're waiting for something to load, you must have something else to view... Can't pause now! You're a pornoholic... click, click, click!