(1:30am... no where near my computer)

I'm tired, but I can't seem to fall asleep. I've been having a hard time sleeping lately. And not 'cuz of the new bed...

Insomnia... and sometimes I feel like yelling, "Will someone please come here and give me a record-breaking, body-rocking, scream-worthy, flesh-gripping, conk-me-out, so-i-can-sleep ORGASM... or something?!"

If there's already an alcoholic beverage by that name, here's a hundred bucks, gimme 5 of them, keep the change...