8.02.2002

There should be a parallel Earth in which babes with broad shoulders and flat chests are admired, adored, and considered attractive by the majority of people of both genders. I'm sick of going shopping for something nice to wear for a fun nite out, only to discover that none of the cutest/sexiest tops fit me properly 'cuz they were fashioned after an "ideal" frame, which plain and simply I don't have. This top fits at the waist but the shoulders are too narrow so the sleeves hike up uncomfortably. This top fits at the shoulders but is too loose at the chest and waist, making me look thick. This top is perfectly form-fitting, but shows off a somewhat masculine frame... and are there ANY kinds of tanktops that don't make me appear completely void of boobs? It's so frustrating...